EVH Wolfgang standard electric guitar

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Listen up, Dorks. If you're not a Viking-hearted Dragonmetal true warrior, don't bother reading further, because you're not worthy of this axe... haha brilliant marketing, now you want to read more hehe
12-16 compound radius, EVH pickups.
In 1st gear it can do la la la toftofftoft, I don't know what it does in 2nd because that's for lizards, and in 3rd it does a jee-jee-jeejeejee you'll shit yourself breakdooon jee

There's one problem, that the crapped-out Helsing guy welded the pickup switch in backwards, so the bottom is the top, and the top is the bottom, you get it? No? Because you're not an Edward...

So this isn't some Chinese tingeltangel pine mic-key axe, but a bang-bang metal beast to penetrate your brain, death metal.

It holds its tuning, of course, because it's not a crappy Floyd Rose but a fixed bridge. Fixed means fixed-leg. Not a classical guitar, of course.
Only buy it if you don't want to buy another axe ever again because its neck is so nice you'll be stroking it all day. It's for musician types, music-men or whatever, slim mahogany, with a nut, with rolled edges, oh so delicious.

Mega-talking lame party members, butchers, and Western agents please refrain. Dummies can write, because I like that, and only eight people found me this week, so this is my hobby. Go for it.

And I'm telling you in advance that my goal is to sell it for pennies. I love humiliating haggling for pennies. I want to take it to Moscow for free so you can decide if you want it. And of course, I'll include not only a case but also 12 sets of strings. For free. 25 HD pictures? Sure, right now. And don't bother with basic social norms like greetings, saying hello. If after 6 emails you still don't want the axe, don't write back to cancel, I'll figure it out myself because I'm smart. And of course, there's a 22-year warranty on it.

For those who have money, are not bored, and want to buy a guitar, I'm writing that it's essentially a new, mint condition bedroom guitar. With sound and quality exceeding its class. But since I'm trying to get a Strat sound out of my 43rd guitar, I'm slowly giving up and getting a Strat.

Oh, NO TRADES, danekschön