Now it´s official: At 2:00 a.m. New York time today, American billionaire Elon Musk, on his platform X formerly known as Twitter, announced that he has purchased the Gibson Guitar Factory. The factory has been renamed Xibson, and the model previously known as Les Paul will now be available under the name Xibson ELON model.

 
Referring to special costs, the manufacturer is raising the prices of its instruments by 25%. However, every new Xibson owner will also become a Tesla key owner and, naturally, will be able to pay with Bitcoin and Dogecoin.

The image shows the new Xibson ELON model.

Another novelty is that every Xibson instrument will be equipped with a device for connecting to Neuralink, allowing musicians with future Neuralink brain implants to simply think about the melodies they want to play without having to touch the strings - the instrument will automatically play them.
Similar to the Tesla factory, the new Xibson instruments will be produced at a high level of automation, replacing skilled craftsmen with artificial intelligence and robots in hopes of achieving higher quality and greater cost-effectiveness.

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 Workers at the Xibson factory are threatening to strike; we asked Elon Musk about what he thinks over the phone.
Good morning, Mr. Musk. How do you comment on the immediate strike threats from the workers at your newly acquired factory?
Elon Musk:
- Go f**k yourself.
- Is that clear?
- I hope it is.
- That´s how I feel.

Responded the billionaire factory owner, then hung up the phone.

Furthermore, from the company´s press release, we learned that the first Xibson ELON model produced in the factory will be placed in orbit around Mars by the owner´s company, SpaceX, dedicated to space exploration. The guitar´s arrival in the Martian atmosphere and its twinkling as a shooting star are timed to coincide with Elon Musk´s hundredth birthday by space scientists.

And if you´ve listened to this nonsense all the way through, then you´re April´s fool.